Once again, I’m typing this post on a plane. The sacrifices I make for you, my friends. One thing I’ve learned recently is that my head bangs into the back of the seat in front of me long before my hand gets anywhere near the computer case I stowed under said seat. I had to [...]

Heath Me Daddy, Eight to the Bar

We’ve got a situation in our household right now. You see, Heath bars (or, as Hershey’s prefers to call them, HEATH Toffee Bars) are my absolute favorite candy bar, and my wife keeps buying them. That’s not the problem. I’m trying to lose weight (Hey, if I don’t watch my figure, no one else will), [...]

Jeans, Cro-Mesomes, and di Ennay

Remember last weekend when I said my wife had been up all night working? Turns out she was writing an article on canine genetics for a magazine aimed at dog breeders. (And yes, she has finished the article and gotten back to a normal sleep schedule. Thank you all for your messages of concern and [...]

[Insert Lame

It’s Monday afternoon. My wife was up all night working, and has finally, at 3:00 P.M., gone to bed. A friend of ours is sick, so her two kids are here with us, playing with our daughter. And I have to get a post up. So, naturally, I’m going to write about

I Shot My Baby Down

Hello again, everyone! Having given up blog posting for Lent, I’m now pleased as punch to be back writing at you. (I’ve always kinda wondered how a non-specific beverage could be pleased—it only now dawns on me that the phrase is probably “as pleased as Punch.”) A few weeks ago, on one of my favorite [...]

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